Short Story

Overheard at work: "Who put YOGOURT in the SHREDDER?!?!?!"

ROFLMAO

10 Things I Will Never Do

1- put mustard in my coffee
2- vacuum a raccoon
3- choke a bitch
4- sleep on a bed of nails
5- engage in tomfoolery
6- learn how to write chinese
7- turn water into wine
8- make love to a goat
9- vanish into thin air
10- slip on a banana peel
Stay away from my coffee

Dude, Where's Your Blog?

Haven't had time to do anything with this blog too busy with stuff, doesn't help either that the huge earthquake in Chile shortened days.

Short Story

Some guy farted at the bus stop and I laughed the whole day.

Olympic Spirit

With the Olympics being in Vancouver, the only thing on TV for the next couple of weeks is the Games. I love it, except I have to listen to this song playing 439284093289423 times a day. I catch myself humming this tune to myself, I guess I have Olympic spirit.
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-I've been watching just about every sport, even sports I normally wouldn't care about. Favourite sport so far?...Pairs Figure Skating
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For the next couple of days hockey will be the only thing on my mind and if Canada doesn't win the gold....I don't even wanna think about it.
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Finally, was watching curling today, not only did Norway lose to Canada 7-6, but they had to wear these pants.
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Have you been watching the Olympics?

Happy Valentine's Day! I LURRRVS YA

Dynamic Duo

Create your own here

Digital Orgasm

Do-it-yourself sex toys: Save money and have fun "doing it". har har

Word of the day: Teledildonics

As a kid I was never afraid of clowns, I am now...

Someone should really fix that "hole" in the wall...if ya know what ah mean ;)

Roxxxy, the talking female sex robot was introduced this week....imma wait til they come out with the non-retard looking ones. Also, I don't have $7000

For the ladies: Do you do weird things to your vagina?

It Pays To Be A Slut

Claim to "fame": Sleeping with Tiger Woods the night his father died.

Another Ten Random Things I Like...

1. Prank calling this guy I found in the phone book named Austen Powers.
2. You.
3. The person at work who steals things out of the fridge.
4. He/She sitting on the toilet all day after stealing my laxative-packed muffins;)
5. Drinking to the point of death, and waking up the next day without a hangover.
6. Cucurbitaceae.
7. Typing 80085 on my calculator.
8. The day I was born.
9. Going to the library and inserting "I rubbed my balls all over this book" notes into random books.
10. Sexting.